Some Assembly Required
With Valentine's Day approaching, you can't turn on the radio without hearing a ProFlowers commercial. As I drive to and from the gym in the morning, I hear (repeatedly) the glowing endorsement from my morning talk show host. And to the uninformed, it sounds like a great product at a great price. After all, the cost of fresh flowers has soared, and bouquets at Valentine's day fetch a hefty price from would be suitors and loving husbands. But did you ever stop to wonder why ProFlowers is so much less expensive than its competitors? It's time someone told you.When Jim and I were first dating I worked for a major company here in the St. Louis area. As our first February 14th approached, there was much public speculation as to whether he would send me a bouquet. For some reason the other women in the office were making this a go/no-go moment for my blossoming romance. In truth, I wasn't sure Jim was the flower-sending type. Don't get me wrong, he was traditional enough to do so, but he seemed far too sensible to throw away unreasonable fees for blooms. The day arrived. Deliveries of gorgeous bouquets were arriving at the front desk like inside bets on a fixed race. It was almost comical. Almost, as no flowers had arrived yet from Jim. And then it appeared: the box.
That free vase they promote in the ads? It's in the box. So are the wilted, tethered flowers with a pack of flower food to bring them back to life. Yep, it's all in the box and the recipient must assemble his or her own bouquet. While this may not sound tragic on this over-commercialized romantic holiday, imagine the implications of sending a ProFlowers delivery to your out-of-state friend who has just had a baby. Some gesture. Or to your college friend who has just broken a leg. We expect Ikea furniture to require assembly once we get it home, but not bouquets. These are intended to be easy gifts to receive. A little ray of sunshine in the recipient's day.
I never told Jim that I had to assemble that bouquet. He found out a few years later after we were married when my father sent me a ProFlowers delivery. The box arrived and the flowers were almost dead. To the credit of PF, they issued a fresh box immediately and the customer service was fantastic. Seeing this, Jim began to inquire about his own delivery on that first Valentine's Day. I debated whether to tell him, but finally shared that, yes, his bouquet had come in the same green and purple box.
While we're not saying this is a bad service to use, I feel it is my duty to write this public service announcement so that flower-givers everywhere will know what they are sending. The price may have been right, but Jim made clear he never would have used a vendor that expected the recipient to assemble the bouquet themselves. If he'd known, he would have used another company.
I still regret that I myself used ProFlowers several years back when my mom ankle her foot on vacation. She was in a Las Vegas hospital waiting to come back home and I made the grim mistake of sending her a box of flowers. I was mortified to hear that she had to have someone assemble them for her. How insensitive that must have seemed. Grateful recipients never complain, which is why these tales often go untold. There's nothing wrong with getting a great value, just be sure you know why the service in question is offering a better price.








